Chapter 8 - Neighbours

 I had recently moved into my own flat, it was a very basic one bedroom but it was all mine. As I believe most people would do, I spent most of my time around me new home completely naked. Whilst moving in I bumped into my new neighbour, a short gorgeous dark skinned woman, in her mid twenties, Leah, who lived with her young daughter, Grace. We hit it off quite well at the start but she started to act strangely after a few weeks. It started when I took in a parcel for her and when she came to collect it she was clearly concealing a laugh. There was a similar reaction the next few times until I finally asked her about it.

"Oh," she began, "Well the thing is... I can kind of see into your window so..."

She tried to lead me to her point but I wasn't following.

"So I have seen... Things..." she kept suggesting until she sighed and continued bluntly, "I saw you naked. Several times."

"Oh fuck," I began, "I am so sorry, I had no idea anyone could see me."

"It's... Fine, honestly I get it, I'd probably be the same in your position but if I can see you my daughter can also see you so please try and put some clothes on in that room."

"I didn't realise, of course yeah, sorry."

"But uh..." she began with a smile,  "You do have a nice body, just a pity that well, y'know..."

"What?"

"Nothing, never mind. Forget I said anything."

"No really what do you mean?"

"Well, it's just... Well... I'm used to seeing guys with... Much... Bigger equipment."

"Oh," I said realising, "Yeah I'm not really blessed in that department."

"Yeah not doing much for the stereotype," she said with a slight giggle, "I'm sure it's fine for the white girls."

Things went a little more back to normal after that, we stopped and chatted whenever we crossed paths and learned a bit about each other. Then one night I had been on a crazy Netflix binge and was still awake around 3am, I was just about to go to bed when there was a knock at the door followed by some giggling and shushing. Confused I opened the door wearing just a pair of pajama bottoms to find Leah and another dark skinned girl at the door, dressed up and clearly drunk.

"Heyyyy," Leah began, "I saw your light was still on and.. ."

"I wanna see it!" her friend blurted whilst laughing, Leah tried to shush her again.

"I kind of mentioned you to Mia here and well..." she began giggling, "we thought you'd maybe be up for..."

"We wanna see your dick!" Mia blurted out again laughing.

"Mia!" Leah slapped Mia on the arm playfully, "what happened to subtle?"

I smiled and shook my head with a laugh.

"So you're telling your friends about me?" I teased.

"Don't get any ideas here, I just mentioned that I saw you naked and you happen to have a very small penis..." both girls laughed loudly again.

"Come in, you'll wake up the whole building."

I ushered them in whilst they giggled and cheered before shushing each other again. I lead them into my living room where they sat on the couch.

"You don't have to if you don't want..." Leah began.

"Shhhh," Mia cut her off, "I wanna see it!"

I shook my head again with a laugh and lowered my bottoms to just above my knees revealing my penis to them. They both laughed wildly and shushed each other again. Mia made a small penis sign to Leah as they failed to control their laughter.

" Happy now?" I asked.

"Oh God, I thought you were exaggerating!" said Mia, "It's so small! Absolutely fucking tiny!"

"I know right!" said Leah, "Sam was ten times bigger than that!"

"What's it like hard?" Mia asked.

"Still small," I shrugged.

"Do you mind?" Leah asked me.

"Hey, I'm not gonna complain if you wanna get it up."

"Come sit here," said Mia, as the two moved up and we all squeezed into the two person couch.

They laughed again as they saw my penis closer up and looked even smaller as I sat down. They laughed loudly again. Leah leaned over and gripped my penis in two fingers sending the two into giggles again. She started to jerk it slowly and Mia started to rub my balls. I quickly got up to my full 3.8 inches, Mia laughed but there was almost a look of disappointment in Leah's face.

"My ex was bigger than that when he was still soft!" Mia laughed, "I can't believe some black girls actually like white dick!"

"Yeah..." Leah said with a half hearted laugh, "It's still really small isn't it."

"Are you okay?" I asked Leah.

"Yeah, I... Just can't believe how small it is," she replied then am odd silence filled the room.

"It's uh... Late," I began, "You two should probably get to bed."

"Yeah, I have to pick up Grace in the morning so I should go..." she said standing up and quickly leaving the room. 

"That was weird," Mia started, she looked at my penis again and laughed, "Thanks for letting me see your little dick, she'd been talking about you so much lately I had to see for myself!"

"Has my penis been all she's talked about?" I asked.

"No, she's said how funny you are and kind and..."

"Mia, come on its time to go," came Leah's voice from the hallway and Mia stood.

"Have a good night, little dick!" she laughed as she left and I heard the front door close behind them.

I went to bed and thought about Leah and smiled as I realised that maybe, just maybe had a slight chance there. 

Chapter 7 - Annoying Little Sister

Although Katie didn't have an issue with my small penis, there were plenty more issues between us and we split up after a couple of months. I met Ellie shortly after that, we chatted online and via text a lot and had a couple of dates. Towards the end of Summer we decided to go to the beach, she picked me up in her car and to my surprise there were two younger girls in the back seat. Ellie explained that her sister Toni and her friend Brooke were also going to the beach but assured me that they would not be bothering us when we got there. Ellie and I popped our shoes into my bag and wandered along looking for a nice spot, it was very hot and being eager to show off I took my top off, which Ellie seemed to enjoy. We sat and talked for a while, kissed a few times, it was going well. Toni and Brooke found us and Toni started laughing and mocking me for being topless.

"Look at you trying to show off in front of my sister," she began, "there's a pull up bar over there, bet even I can do more than you!"

I wasn't going to back down from a challenge in front of Ellie so we ventured over to the bar, Toni went first and was surprisingly good, she managed ten pull ups without much effort. I grabbed the bar and started, I got to four when suddenly I felt my shorts being yanked down and all the way off. I hung there completely naked for a few seconds, not knowing what to do. Ellie had her hand over her mouth, Brooke was openly pointing and laughing and Toni had now positioned herself directly in front of me holding my shorts.

"Oh my God!" Toni screamed, "Your cock is fucking tiny!"

I dropped down and covered myself.

"Fuck sake Toni, give me back my shorts!" I demanded.

"Now now baby dick," she laughed, "you should maybe be more polite to someone who has all your clothes."

I looked at Ellie who was deliberately looking anywhere but at me.

"Please can I have my shorts back Toni?" I asked trying to muster every part of calm I had.

"Hmm..." Toni mused with great exaggeration, "What do you think Brooke?"

Brooke just laughed and Toni threw my shorts down to my feet. I quickly grabbed them, turned my back to the girls and pulled them back up. I turned to see Toni and Brooke laughing together and Brooke wiggling her pinky. Ellie still couldn't look at me. I wandered over to her.

"So..." I began.

"Must be so awkward now that she knows you've got a tiny dick!" Toni said, still laughing, "why is it so small? Were you in some sort of accident?"

"I can't believe how small it is!" Brooke added, "Like a tiny little worm!"

"That's enough!" Ellie finally snapped, "Leave him alone for fuck sake."

"Ooooo okay then, I promise I'll stop making fun of his tiny little baby willy!" said Toni as she and Brooke burst into even more laughter before making a small penis sign with their fingers.

I grabbed my bag and walked away with Ellie, I took her shoes out of my bag and gave them to her. I told her I was going to make my own way home and she mumbled that she'd maybe give me a text in a few days or so. The confidence I had gained over the previous few months was shattered, I figured there was no way she would still be talking to me after this. To my surprise she did in fact contact me after a few days and what was even more surprising was that she apologised for her reaction and that she still wanted to see me. We actually stayed together for quite some time, Toni was still annoying, she even made the odd comment from time to time, like when seeing a bunch of small bananas. However the comments stopped when she got a new boyfriend, leading me to believe he also had a small penis. Ellie and I did break up eventually and despite having no problems with my penis size throughout our relationship, she did post on social media a few memes about small penises after our break up.