Old stories

 So the other day I came (not literally) across one of my stories I had written around ten years ago on the Experience Project (remember Experience Project? That place was an Sph goldmine) that someone had shared so I thought why not share it here. I posted three stories to the EP, unfortunately two of them are lost to the void but I've rewritten one of them which is the last one on the post. That story is particularly special as it is in fact a 100% true story, the downside being there wasn't actually any sph involved. The middle story here I posted to a different website, I think it was that asstr or something, anyway I can't find it so I've rewritten that as well. There's a short intro to each of these stories anyway. Enjoy!

The Only Boy at the Party

So this story was inspired by the time I went to my best friend's birthday celebration and was the only male there, unfortunately in real life there was no nudity involved.

When I was 17 my best friend was a girl called Samantha. On her 16th birthday (two weeks after my 17th) she had an 'all girls' party at her home but she felt bad for leaving me out as I was her best friend so she let me come to the party. It was just like any other small house party, music, drinks, dancing etc. As the night was nearing it's end all the girls (8 in total) changed into their pajamas and we all sat in the living room having a chat. One girl then asked why I wasn't wearing my pajamas, I told her I had none and they all agreed that I probably slept naked. They then decided that since they were wearing what they would normally wear to bed that I should do the same. I thought they were kidding but all of a sudden they all grabbed me and pulled my shirt and jeans off me. I pleaded with them to leave it at that but they were having none of it and the honors fell to the birthday girl to remove my boxers. As soon as they came down a roar of laughter came from every one of them. There were several comments such as, "I didn't know you could have one that small" and "maybe it is an all-girls party after all!" They still had me pinned down and began to take pictures of me. Eventually I admitted defeat and stopped struggling, at that point they decided I'd suffered enough and gave me back my boxers. The rest of the night consisted of jokes about the size of my willy and constant pinkie wiggling. They were gracious enough to delete the pictures but soon everyone knew about the events of that night.

The Side Effects of Ecstasy

So this one was inspired by the first real sph moment in my life, the time that really kick-started sph for me, I wish I'd made more of the moment back then. The real story goes that I took some pills and went out and blah blah but then when I got home the next morning I noticed that a pretty common side effect of this drug was that your penis shrivels to basically nothing. I text my friend Samantha from the above story and told her and she jokingly asked to see it, so I sent her a picture and her response was along the lines of, "hahahaha omg where has your dick gone! Don't worry mate, I'm sure it'll grow back." Really should have made more of that opportunity, anyway it inspires this story here...

We'd all popped a few pills and the drinks were flowing, we were at the most popular nightclub for students, £1 vodkas? Result! Afterwards I head back to Nicole's flat with Samantha and Ashley. Samantha and I were best friends but she was absolutely gagging for sex and being the only male there I guess I was just the lucky one. We headed into Nicole's bedroom whilst the other girls remained drinking in the living room, we began to kiss and frantically started removing our clothes, she put her hand down my boxers and suddenly pulled away from the kiss staring at me wide eyed, although in fairness that could have been the pills.

"Not being funny here," she began, "but where the fuck is your dick?"

I was so confused, what did she mean, I looked down and realised what she meant. As it turns out one of the unfortunate impacts of ecstasy is that it makes your penis shrivel to well, basically nothing, it was like it was trying to retreat back into my body I was in shock. Samantha noticed my confused expression and pulled down my boxers to get a look at my non existent penis. Her mouth hung open before she started roaring with laughter.

"What the fuck!" She exclaimed, "I knew you said you were under average but that is taking the piss!"

"I, I don't know what happened! It's not like that normally I swear!" I replied.

"Maybe it's the pills," she suggest still laughing, "makes me horny as fuck and your cock disappear, isn't that ironic."

She rose back from her crouch and kissed me on the cheek.

"Don't worry, I'm sure it'll grow back but we've gotta show those two," I looked at her as if to say no way but she continued, "aw come on it'll be a laugh, we'll explain what happened, they'll understand."

"Ah fuck it, why not."

We went through to the living room, her in her underwear and me completely naked, Samantha walked in first and started explaining that there was a little issue and that the drugs had an unfortunate impact on my genitals. She then beckoned me in, Nicole and Ashley looked at me in confusion, mainly as I was walking around naked but then they noticed what Samantha was talking about, Nicole started laughing wildly and Ashley giggled whilst covering her mouth. 

"Oh my God, where is his dick?" asked Nicole.

"It's so small!" Said Ashley with a squeal, "I didn't know it could be that small!"

The girls continued to investigate the small state of my penis and eventually got bored of looking at it so we got dressed again and continued drinking, eventually all crashing out. Although I never ended up sleeping with Samantha, she did see me naked eventually and conceded that even know I was still small, that was clearly a one off.

Sports Day

So like I said at the beginning this story is completely true but does not contain any sph. I'd also like to say that this happened when I was 11 so please just treat this as a story from my life and nothing more.

It was my first year of high school, every Olympic year the school would have a sports day for every year group, it basically consisted of the running events, hurdles, relay etc, although they did also have a shot put. Those that signed up to take part got time out of class so a lot of people just signed up for one event and either left after they'd taken part or just not turned up at all and gone home early. Of course there was the actual sporty people too who wanted to take part. I was never all that into athletics, I was mostly into football, I was fast so I thought why not give it a go and signed up for pretty much everything. It'd been a couple of hours and I'd finished my last event, I was drenched in sweat. I went to talk to my friend Sian who I secretly fancied, we talked about how we both got on in our events when suddenly a boy who was running past decided to pull down my shorts. Sian saw everything, I was so embarrassed, I pulled my shorts back up, she was laughing at me but it was only because it had happened, not due to the size. Given our age group she didn't know much about penis size and at that point she had never been able to know that I would grow up to be under endowed. She started to mock me in a sing song fashion, "I saw your willy, I saw your willy!" This continued for a few days, maybe a week, she never told anyone about it and we went back to normal after that. I wish that had happened a few years later when we were more sexually aware but unfortunately this was the only time Sian saw my penis.

There was one other story I posted to the Experience Project but I don't remember too much about it, basically there was a time a girl at my school described someone's penis as looking like a "McDonald's chip" and I really liked that so it was based around that but I'm honestly not sure what else happened in that story.